After observing Barack Hussein Obama on the campaign trail and during his first six months in Washington, The Patriot Update concluded that the acting president lives and governs according to his own set of “Ten Commandments.” These are NOT the same Commandments you learned in Sunday School — in fact, many are the exact opposite! To verify the accuracy of The Patriot’s conclusions, you’ll find a link to its source after the ‘Obamafied’ version of each Commandment.
So let it be written, so let it be regurgitated:
I. Thou shalt have no God in America, except for me. For we are no longer consider ourselves a Christian nation and, after all, I am the chosen One. (And like God, I do not have a birth certificate.) SOURCE
II. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, unless it is my face carved on Mt. Rushmore. SOURCE
III. Thou shalt not utter my middle name in vain (or in public). Only I can say Barack Hussein Obama. SOURCE
IV. Remember tax day, April 15th, to keep it holy. SOURCE
V. Honour thy father and thy mother until they are too old and sick to care for. Then they shall be released to eternity for they will cost our public-funded health-care system too much money. SOURCE
VI. Thou shalt not kill, unless you have an unwanted, unborn baby. For it would be an abomination to punish your daughter with a baby. SOURCE
VII. Thou shalt not commit adultery if you are a Conservative or Republican. Liberals and Democrats are hereby forgiven for all of their infidelity and immorality, but the careers of Conservatives will be forever destroyed. SOURCE
VIII. Thou shalt not steal, until you’ve been elected to public office. Only then is it acceptable to take money from hard-working, successful citizens and give it to those who do not work, illegal immigrants, or those who do not have the motivation to better their own lives. SOURCE
IX. Thou shalt not discriminate against thy neighbor unless they are Conservative, Caucasian, or Christian. SOURCE
X. Thou shalt not covet because it is simply unnecessary. I will place such a heavy tax burden on those that have achieved the American Dream that, by the end of my term as President, nobody will have any wealth or material goods left for you to covet. SOURCE
Hey, did you hear the one about the incompetent Marxist who ran for President and won? No. It’s not a joke. It actually happened in a place I used to know.
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