Barry Obama has been saying we should all be able to speak a second language. As if to prove his point, even as I write, the chosen one is mumbling his way across the Middle East and Europe speaking fluent Gibberish. He speaks it better than our ’spoof candidate’ Murray! Dumb as a doorknob? I wonder how many parents won’t be sending their kids to Columbia, or may take a second look at Yale Law instead of Harvard, after hearing this guy try to make a sentence without a script. When he isn’t stuck in an “a-a-a um-m-m a-a-a uh-h-h” loop, he’s making profound statements like, “Let me be absolutely clear. Israel is a strong friend of Israel’s.” or “It’s always a bad practice to say always…or never”. Some of these pearls are even better than his claim of visiting 57 states or that he expects to be president for 8 to 10 years!
Remember Vice President Dan Quayle? The press picked on him relentlessly for misspeaking occasionally. Well, his salvation is at hand because there’s a new kid in town; Barry-O makes Dan Quayle sound like Winston Churchill! Where Quayle committed an occasional gaffe, our boy Barry is good for about one every minute…and that’s when he isn’t ‘gulping and um-ming’ his way toward the next word!
Worried about America’s image in the world? This buffoon strutting across the continent, has to be a P.R. man’s nightmare and the answer to a terrorist’s dream [even better than 73 virgins]. Thugs like Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and his band of merry men must be delirious with laughter knowing there’s a chance this golden goose may someday be theirs for the plucking. No wonder his handlers are keeping The Candidate away from press conferences, interviews and town meetings.
Worse than his inability to think on his feet, or in any other position without cue-cards, is Obama’s lack of willingness to learn from reality. A case in point is the statement that he still would not have supported the troop surge, even with the knowledge that it worked. He is still talking about withdrawing prematurely from Iraq and snatching glorious defeat from the terrible jaws of victory.
What has been accomplished on his glorified photo-op? Absolutely nothing, except a gross expenditure of taxpayer dollars. Of course, now that he’s in Europe, The Savior is being welcomed with open arms by the far left Marxist, anti-war crowds that inhabit that portion of the globe. Fortunately, more tele-prompters inhabit that portion of the world as well. Finding his voice in Berlin where Barry followed on the heels of two major rock bands, he attempted to anoint the crowd with a Reagan/Kennedy style speech at the wall. The only problem is, unlike Reagan he has never accomplished anything of historical note and he “ain’t no Jack Kennedy“.
The lib media is desperately trying to carry him across the finish line but he’s not making it easy for them. What’s becoming clearer each day is that the man is so far over his head, he needs a fifty foot ladder just to reach the height of a deer in the headlights.
From the beginning, I viewed Barack Hussein Obama as nothing but a snake oil salesman; a clever con-man. America has been duped! What keeps me awake at night is my fear that people want to be duped right now, for some inexplicable reason, whether in English or Gibberish.
Beginning about a year ago I wrote a number of posts addressing his foot-in-mouth disease, even when many of the mindless found eloquence in his empty rhetoric. Even so, I had no idea that he had room for both feet and several fingers in there all at the same time! But don’t take my word for it. Let’s let Barry speak for himself. Oh! That’s right…he can’t!
R.S.F.
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