Get Ready For An ‘F-ing’ Election

Our Next PresidentAs Barack Hussein Obama drags himself across the finish line and becomes the apparent Democrat presidential nominee, a shocked and stunned Hillary Clinton prepares to concede defeat. So end the most bizarre campaign results ever to grace the national political stage and begins the true test of my “Three Fs” hypothesis.

How did we start out with nearly twenty candidates of such widely differing viewpoints and end up with Larry, Moe and Curly? The future is merely a matter of who will do the most damage to the country in the least amount of time. Obama and Clinton have always been interchangeable so who won the preliminaries really doesn’t matter. Except that McCain understands there are some unholy thugs building sand castles across the world, just itching to kill us, he could be part of the ‘troika’ about to purloin more of our liberty. That fact and the likelihood that his projected single term presidency would spread tyranny in America at a slower rate than Obama are the only reasons he’ll probably get my vote. Like it or not, not voting or a third party ballot would only be a vote for the Democrat ticket. It doesn’t make any kind of statement. As Conservatives, our task is now to force McCain to adopt a more right-leaning philosophy instead of continuing to court Democrats rather than his base.

Whether he wins or loses in November will depend more upon the validity of the “Three Fs” than it will upon McCain’s ability to finally stand up and fight like a man. As I’ve stated previously, the candidate who understands that voters are Forgetful, Forgiving and Fickle wins the election. I will always contend that if voters knew before Iowa and Super Tuesday what they know today about Obama, he would never have received the nomination. Barry-O needs to be held accountable for his character flaws, lies and poor judgment in having maintained all those nefarious and radical long term relationships. I have a feeling we’ll discover more…and dumping them now for political expediency isn’t good enough. The extent to which the electorate lets him off the hook will determine his chances in the general election more so than anything McCain does or doesn’t do. Obama is really running against himself!

As to the rumors of Barry selecting Hillary for his veep, he can’t do that. Forget all the pies-in-the-face and bitterness during the primaries; he can’t afford to bring Bill on board and get involved in a veritable ménage a trois. If you take her, you get the whole package.

However, with the polls showing a high percentage of Billary supporters headed for McCain if Obama becomes the candidate, will the convention delegates confer the second spot upon her anyway? They can do that, even over his objections. But will sloppy seconds be enough to buy the Billaryites off? Once the tele-prompters are gone, will The Clown Prince relapse into foot-in-mouth disease? Can he keep the hateful Michelle quiet? Will small town working people overlook his elitist insults? Most importantly, should there be a fourth “F” in my hypothesis? Now that they know Barack Hussein Obama for the bigoted, socialist radical he really is, are the American people Foolish enough to install him in the White House anyway?

Enjoy the circus while it’s in town folks because, beginning with the inauguration in January, we’ll need to hunker down for at least four years of ‘carnal flu’ no matter who wins in November.

R.S.F.

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