Could Barack H. Obama really be Alfred E. Newman in blackface?
Is it all part of a sinister plot to finally put the ageless Newman in The White House? Look closely! In addition to the obvious physical similarities, especially around the eyes, nose and ears, they share the same empty suit with head to match. There is even a splattering of freckles across the bridge of each proboscis.
Now I know what you’re thinking. It struck me that way too, at first…but after giving in-depth consideration to this theory I arrived at the conclusion it probably isn’t so. Newman is cute and funny. Obama is frightening and dangerous. If there is any question about the death knell he sounds for America, listen to Obama’s latest declarations as to how he would strip our defenses bare. His plans would make previous Democrats’ gutting of the military seem like child’s play. They would allow any aggressor to stroll in at will, seize the reins of power and find a smiling Barry-O at the front door to hand over the keys to the castle. In fact, that’s exactly what he’s proposing to do!
It all leads me to re-examine my original “Manchurian Candidate” scenario and raises the question, “Just how much Islamic Jihadist is actually in this guy, anyway?” In truth, Alf Newman would make a better president than Obama or Clinton, inflicting far less disaster upon America and the freedom we hold so dear.
Oops! Wait a minute! I’ve just broken most of the O.C. rules [that's 'Obama Correctness']! Nobody is supposed to talk about his ears, lack of respect for the average citizen, dislike of small towns, his anti-American mentor the effervescent Reverend Wright, his new activist Rev at ‘The Church of What’s Happenin’ Now’, his terrorist friends, crooked real estate friends, anti-White-anti-Jewish friends, his lack of experience, thin voting record, his ears, the fact that he’s a Distant Left Marxist Liberal, his Muslim background, “typical White person” bigoted grandmother, his elitism, anything to do with race, his middle name, love of violent dictators and despots, not saluting the flag or wearing a flag lapel pin [until recently], flip-flopping on issues worse than John Kerry, his ears, or his hateful, ungrateful, venom-spewing wife. Geez! Good thing I didn’t mention Michelle! Otherwise, we can talk about anything else without being considered as race-bating, back-biting, bigoted, cruel, unkind, unfair, off topic, over-the-top, hitting below the belt or playing dirty politics.
Whichever candidate you ultimately support, whether it’s Alf E. Newman, Murray or one of the other current contenders hyperventilating toward the presidential finish line, be sure to get out and vote. Remember, because of expected heavy voter turnout Democrat voting will be held on Wednesday November 5, 2008.
R.S.F.
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