Archive for July, 2007

Bits And Pieces

I want to tie a few loose ends together on a variety of issues, beginning with one of my favorite video moments. It’s Fred Thompson’s reply to Michael Moore. The details aren’t important but this sort of moxie is why I’m beginning to like Fred very, very much.

Congratulations to Congressman Pete King [R-NY] for being one of the few politicians who puts our national security first. His “John Doe” legislation, protecting concerned citizens from frivolous law suits by would-be evil doers, has triumphed despite vigorous Democrat efforts to support the enemies of our country.

GI and Iraqi ChildHey, Pelosi, Reid, Murtha, Kennedy, Clinton, Obama and the rest of those anti-American Democrats, as well as the RINOs also conspiring against this nation…tell this guy he’s wasting his time and not doing any good. Somehow, I don’t think he’d even hear you. He’s too busy doing his job. Why aren’t you?

I find it interesting to read that Newt Gingrich is saying Hillary and Barack are going to be the Democrat ticket in ‘08. I’ve been saying that for the past six months. It’s the media’s dream ticket and, unless Republicans return to their Conservative roots, and fast, these two dangerous delusionists will likely be our next President and Vice President. Both of them clearly understand the three “F’s” that political winners have known since the beginning of time: The public forgives, forgets and is fickle. Just remember, a vote for Obama is a vote for Osama and if you elect Hillary Mrs. Clinton, you have to take the big dummy, too!

Now, I’m beginning to read comparisons between Barack Hussein and John F. Kennedy. Aside from both being media creations and the fact that neither has, or had, the foggiest notion of what they’re doing, I see mostly differences. Kennedy was a great speaker but didn’t put his foot in his mouth every time he opened it. Obama sometimes even leaves his shoes on when performing this feat. Being Catholic is not the same as being Black, even in America. Fitzgerald, as a middle name, resonated well with Irish and Catholic voters; the name ‘Hussein’ still makes me paranoid when I think of all those sand people out there trying to kill us. Kennedy believed in victory, not surrender. He believed in capitalism and American greatness, not socialism and American villainy. JFK had great hair. BHO has things sticking out that look like you could grip, twist and unscrew the head. I wonder if there’s anything in there. Maybe Hillary knows.

Speaking of Hillary, if I hear one more word about her cleavage, I think I’ll lose what’s left of my lunch. Would someone, please, explain to me what a pair of sagging sweat glands has to do with running the country? Aliens are stampeding across our boarders, the greatest economy in world history is poised to start slipping, taxes are too high, leadership too low, half the world is trying to blow us away…and all people can talk about is the cleavage of a woman who has all the physical appeal of the Pillsbury Doughboy?

We’ve got problems my friend, right here in River City. Now that’s not cool, which rhymes with pool, and that sounds like fool!

R.S.F.

Democrat Debacle

I hope a lot of Americans were watching The Democrat Circus the other night because it paraded before the nation all the reasons rational beings, whose I.Q. is larger than their shoe size, shouldn’t consider voting for any of these jokers.

In case you missed it, the alleged ‘debate’ process finally lost its last ounce of decorum, as carefully screened You Tube videos from dull-witted questioners were served up like cotton candy during a clown act. These ‘questions’ were supposed to be from average people and intended to elicit responses from aspirants to the highest office in the land. Average? It’s frightening to think that most of these people would even be allowed within a hundred miles of a ballot box.  By the way, that includes the candidates!

It was more of an audition than a debate…or perhaps more like an open book test, since the questions were all readily available on You Tube long before they were posed to the candidates. Some of the offerings included a guy embracing his rifle, asking if the Dems would protect “his baby”. He was dismissed by two of the presidential aspirants as a nutjob, yet the genius in the snowman suit with a question about global warming was taken seriously. I said seriously. And so it went, with one inane piece of tom-foolery following another.

The proceedings were right in character for the Lib-leaning CNN and its swarm of political lightweights, since none of them answer tough questions, anyway. That makes for a nice balance, since none of them have anything of substance to say. What they did offer was heavy doses of surrender options and Karl Marx-isms. That which did not fall into the category of Communism in terms of domestic policy served to demonstrate a complete failure to understand the world situation in terms of foreign policy. Of course, the common thread of Bush-Bashing was woven throughout the debacle.

I found it particularly interesting that none of the candidates would admit to being a Liberal. They found all manner of other descriptions, including Hillary’s “Modern Progressive” but, as often seems the case, no one would admit to being a Liberal. One reason offered for this was that Conservatives have redefined Liberal in an undesirable light. It seems to me, Radical Democrat backers and a steady diet of disaster politics have taken care of that without any help from ‘The Right’.

The highlight of the evening for me was to see Barack Hussein, yet again, insert a few toes between his pearly whites and watch Hillary Mrs. Clinton help him chew them off. He said he would not hesitate to meet, unconditionally, with all of our enemies during his first term. Hillary didn’t seem to like that idea and let him know it in no uncertain terms, even though she said exactly the same thing two years ago. Sometimes, when she backs up like that, I almost expect to hear a beeping sound!

R.S.F.

Bloodthirsty QB

Michael Vick is a highly paid quarterback with the Atlanta Falcons. He’s not much of a quarterback but, rather, a media creation. Now, he has proven that he’s not much of a human being, either.

If you haven’t yet read about the atrocities he has allegedly committed I won’t enumerate them here; I don’t have the stomach for it nor do I care to glorify them for those equally so perverse as to defend him. Suffice to say that dogs are usually beloved members of our families, whose only crime is to freely give us unconditional love and delight. The wanton pitting of one dog against another, to rip and shred each other’s flesh for the satisfaction of some sick inner demon, is the least of Vick’s cruelty.

Because he is Black, plays professional sports and has the money to buy the appropriate means for leniency, he’ll probably walk away on a plea bargain instead of serving the serious jail time which he appears to have earned. The old double standard for perceived “superstars” will, no doubt, be applied as usual, although this one could be a bit tough to squirm away from. When you have blood stains on your walls and carpet and dozens of mutilated dogs buried all over your property, it indicates something more than just a bad batch of Alpo. For the record, dog fighting is a felony and one of the cruelest, most violent activities there is.

If the Falcons and the NFL are ever to recover from this disgrace, Michael Vick must be suspended immediately and until all of the legalities are settled. If in fact, as all the evidence indicates, he is guilty he must be incarcerated for an appropriate length of time and I don’t mean just two or three years. If he has done the heinous deeds of which he is accused, he must also be barred for life from involvement with any professional sport.

If Pete Rose was banished from baseball for merely placing a few bets, the very minimum Vick should receive for the hideous torture and murder of over 70 innocent creatures is that which I have already outlined. You will, please, take note of my own restraint and humanity. I have stopped short of suggesting that we stuff Vick’s pockets full of raw chopped meat and simply turn the remaining dogs lose.

R.S.F.

The Fat Lady Is In Good Voice

Fat Lady SingsThe Democrats are like a bunch of fat ladies in a bakery. They have so many delights they can use to support the terrorists and sabotage our freedom, that they rush from one mouth watering sweet to another in a delicious frenzy of confusion. What shall they choose first? Ah-h-h, stamp out the first amendment, then the second, push surrender in Iraq, railroad a few of the President’s staff, give illegals amnesty, back to surrender, more attacks upon the first amendment; now they have voted to make it easier for Islamo-Nazis to murder us in our beds, by making it prohibitive for anyone to report suspicious behavior.

Want a cherry on that? You’ve got it. Several spineless Republicans are feeding from the Democrat trough and looking a bit pudgy, as well. These guys are awfully busy for a group with the lowest approval rating in Senate history. If they continue on their present course, the “will” of the people they claim to represent will be the usual legal document bequeathing possessions to our next of kin. In a rare moment of reality, Hillary broke with the rest of the boys and did the right thing, voting “yea” for the John Doe Amendment. Obama voted “nay” but didn’t even bother to show up. He was probably too busy handing out condoms to 5 year old kindergarten kids but that’s another issue.

Understand that your United States Senate, by defeating immunity for people reporting suspicious behavior, has just given terrorists the power to operate freely and openly whether blowing up an aircraft or toppling a building. Unless this is changed, if you are a good citizen and report such behavior to the authorities, evil-doers can sue you lock, stock, and barrel! You’ve got to suck it up, grit your and suffer in silence or risk losing everything you own. The Washington cell of Al-Qaeda West has just voted against you…as 39 of our elected representatives voted for the terrorists! The Amendment needed 60 votes to pass and only received 57. Americans must now rally and react as they did with the amnesty bill or this time people will die.

The old expression says, “It ain’t over until the fat lady sings” but it’s all too clear that she’s warming up just off-stage, between helpings of political pastry. We need a chorus of strong Conservative voices in order to stifle her lyrics. Sing out America.  Be heard before it’s too late!

R.S.F.

P.T. Barnum Would Have Been Proud

Al-Qaeda West had a pajama party Tuesday dubbed by the Democrats as an historic all-night session. Personally, I don’t see the big deal. My average day begins at 7 AM and my bedtime is 2 AM or later. Once or twice a week, I slip between the sheets sometime after 5 AM and I don’t catch a four hour nap between yawns like Barbara Boxer and some of her limp-lidded colleagues.

Sideshow FreaksThis freakish sideshow was nothing more than a fundraiser designed to placate the radical Left which has been ratcheting up the anti-war pressure and cutting back on their support of Senate Dems for not coming through on their anti-war promises. The Senate surrender snooze should have been paid for by The Democrat National Committee, not our tax dollars. Even more despicable than billing this farce as something special, is the degree to which this kind of antic emboldens our enemies and diverts time and effort from real national security issues. Attempting to cash in on some overnight equity, Ms. Boxer even tried to characterize the need for a 60 vote, super majority as a nasty Republican ploy to block Democrat success in ending the war. As you know, the need for 60 votes to pass this sort of measure [versus a simple majority] is a Senate rule that has existed for over forty years. Step right up and see the parade of morally deformed and politically depraved as it marches through our Nation’s Capitol.

The scary thing to me is that so many continue to confuse the battle in Iraq with the actual war. They either don’t understand or won’t admit the gravity of the terrorist threat. They continue to play trivial games and project a casual “bumper sticker” mentality. Such irresponsible attitudes could, eventually, cost millions of American lives and will assure the need for us to reassert ourselves in The Middle East later, with greater power and at a higher cost than we are paying at present. Call it World War III, the Global War on Terror or anything you like. Islamo-Nazis are on the move and leaving Iraq isn’t going to change their direction or their goal of world domination.

Sideshow PosterThe Democrats, and a few rogue Republicans, are terribly misreading what the people of this nation want. Their paltry 14% approval rating bears that out. It’s the lowest Senate rating in the history of polling. Even President Bush looks good polling twenty points higher and these clowns actually dare to point accusatory fingers at him! They authorized our Commander-in-Chief to wage war and they can’t constitutionally take it back. The only tool at the Dems disposal is to defund the battle and they don’t have the courage of their convictions to do that. So they continue to produce one pathetic sideshow after another and plunge the dagger of self-interest ever deeper into the heart of our country.

The most disgraceful part of their hypocrisy is their use of lies and deceit to do what the enemy, so far, has been unable to do: undermine and break the spirit of those true heroes they voted to send in harm’s way. Ladies and gentlemen, let me direct your attention to the midway as I give you the latest attraction in the Capitol Carnival: The American Liberal Democrat…the pride of Al-Qaeda!

R.S.F.

Born Too Late

I read an article the other day which began with a guy reminiscing about “the good old days”. The first thing that became painfully apparent was that I’m getting older faster than I care to realize. The next thing in evidence was, the cherished days to which he referred are relative and, eventually, these will be “the good old days” for some other poor dolt of limited perspective. Anyway, he wrote:

“Kids today have it so easy. Back in my day, we didn’t have iPods. We had portable CD players. You don’t know back breaking labor until you’ve had to carry around an entire booklet of CDs! Also, we didn’t have ‘blinged out cell phones.’ We had regular cell phones that were slightly larger and not jewel encrusted. See what I mean?”

Da-a-a-a…no, I don’t. Back in my day, I remember carrying a portable phonograph (which weighed about 20 or 30 pounds) in one hand and a box of records weighing twice as much in the other. I usually made two trips. The distance I could cover was about three blocks and if I needed to make a phone call along the way, I stopped at a phone booth! If I had to hear music as I walked, I sang (an act which nurtured within me an almost religious respect for silence).

The point here is not how many gray hairs I may have left in my head or that some kid may have it easier than I did. Rather, once viewed in a broader life context, this sort of limited frame of reference loses any humor and reveals the potential dangers of not being informed about events that occurred before “your day”. With a lack of curiosity, or at least a nodding acquaintance with recent history, how can anyone be expected to realize that we’re reliving a 21st Century version of Europe 1936, and everything that portends? How can one so uninformed grasp the failed policies of appeasement and isolationism, the humiliation of defeat or the glory of victory? Some schools don’t even keep score at the local baseball game anymore, for fear of injuring some kid’s self esteem. How can that kid understand winning? How can he or she understand the fatal flaws inherent with socialized programs or the disasters narrowly avoided as Communism overspread the world during the cold war? How do these kids comprehend the Holocaust, the brutality of Hitler or the plight of Britain under Chamberlain? It’s all just something in the history books, in many cases rewritten to address political agendas; in most cases simply left unread. Where’s the curiosity?

When the answer to a question is unknown, the lamest response I’ve ever heard is, “Gee, that was before I was born”. You hear it on quiz shows and man-on-the-street interviews, but it’s a specific generational attitude encountered nearly everywhere. It seems to me, I know more about things that happened before I was born that after! Those with no excuse at all are individuals who have experienced significant historical events, know their weaknesses and witnessed their failures. In some cases, they’re the same people who legislated them into existence, yet still gripe about them. They stand up in Congress or preach on a street corner, year after year, whining and moaning about the same old ills, instead of correcting them before they develop into major maladies.

Until our newer generations develop an interest in what was, until those with historical savvy step up and apply it to what will be, until everyone pulls together and places country above self, America will continue her decline. Make no mistake, this nation is tearing itself apart. What freedoms are not being relinquished are being legislated away and as we get weaker, the terrorists get stronger. Now, they are playing with nuclear weaponry that didn’t exist in 1936. That makes the Islamo-Nazis more dangerous than the Nazis of the Third Reich. They have mastered the classic strategy of divide and conquer. A few ragtag fanatics, with a handful of explosives, have already managed to hijack many of our nation’s leaders and divide the greatest nation on earth. What the terrorists do not destroy from without, our Socialist politicians are trying to destroy from within and both enemies at the gates will change our lives forever. Do we simply surrender, as the political elite in Washington propose, or do we dig in our heels for the cause of liberty like the great generations before us?.

It’s not a matter of Democrat or Republican, Right or Left. It’s a matter of right and wrong, good versus evil. As I’ve often said, Americans don’t like to lose. The American people are not tired of war, they are tired of not winning. Those of us who have known the taste of victory had better recall it. Those who do not know it had better discover it, even if they have to venture back to a time before iPods, CDs and records.

R.S.F.

War On Terror Quiz

Terrorist Nuke Cityscape

There has been an ongoing debate about the Global War On Terror, including whether or not it actually exists, even after the devastation of 9/11. Many people I’ve spoken with seem genuinely confused. Therefore, I thought a pop quiz might be just the thing to check your grasp of real world circumstances and their affect upon your general well being. Have a pencil with a big eraser handy so you can jot down your answers. There is no time limit.

A. The surrender resolution passed by The House yesterday is good for America because

  1. If we leave Iraq soon enough, we won’t have to go all the way to The Middle East to fight terrorists
  2. It shows the Islamo-Nazis that we’re really ‘nice guys’ and maybe they’ll stop being mad at us
  3. The war is only a bumper sticker slogan and we can save a lot of trees by printing fewer stickers
  4. All of the above
  5. None of the above

B. Why should we sit down and talk with the terrorists?

  1. They’re actually a lot like poor, mischievous kids and are only in need of a little understanding
  2. All they want is indoor plumbing like we have and we can give them some
  3. They strongly support the Democrat Party and think Hillary is “peachy keen” in her pink pants suit
  4. They’re only kidding about nuking us and we can show them peaceful uses for atomic energy
  5. We shouldn’t, they view it as weakness

C. John Edwards is a danger to national security because

  1. The hair from his $1200 haircuts is going to clog up our drains and cause flooding
  2. He’s a covert slip ‘n fall lawyer with secret plans to sue the entire country
  3. A bunch of Sand Devils with a twisted idea of “God’s Will” wants to murder us and Edwards doesn’t get it
  4. All of the above
  5. None of the above

D. Harry Reid supports our troops by

  1. Calling them incompetent and telling them the war is already lost
  2. Being determined to get out of Iraq, even if it means losing a couple of American cities
  3. Placing self above country and never losing sight of his party’s quest for power at any price
  4. All of the above
  5. None of the above

E. If you see someone engaging in suspicious activity you should

  1. Run like the wind and say nothing to anyone
  2. Confront the individual directly and dare him to try something while you’re standing there
  3. Notify the authorities immediately
  4. Shout, “Fire!” so people will scatter to safety
  5. Call your insurance agent to see if the company covers this sort of thing

F. Why would Hillary make a good Commander In Chief?

  1. She is a European Socialist and could apply Stalinist principles both at home and abroad
  2. Being a woman, Middle Eastern dictators would tremble at her every utterance
  3. She has Clinton White House experience and knows how to ignore a problem when she sees one
  4. She wouldn’t, she’s dangerous
  5. Because she can change opinions so quickly, the enemy would have trouble pinning her down in a negotiation

G. Put the people who can cause the most harm to America in the proper order (List from most harm to least)

  1. Terrorists
  2. Hillary Clinton
  3. Pluto
  4. Barak Obama
  5. Harry Reid

Here are the correct answers: A=1, B=5, C=3, D=4, E=3, F=4, G=Hillary Clinton, Barak Obama, Terrorists, Harry Reid, Pluto. You may not agree with all of my answers but they’re the ones I was looking for, and it’s my blog. How did you do? If you missed any of them, take a giant step to the left. If you missed more than one, take two steps. If you missed them all, run for Congress!

R.S.F.

Gorey Footprints

Footprint AmbitionsAl Gore can run around the country all he wants trying to drum up support for another ill-fated run at the presidency and I don’t care.  But when he starts to impact me personally, I get more than a little ticked-off. He has put together this “Jive Earth Concert” series which features a bunch of over-the-hill bands, retreaded from another era, for the expressed purpose of calling attention to the myth of man-made global warming.

Recently, he came to my home state of New Jersey with his traveling medicine show.  Our gullible Governor Jon Corzine bought enough snake oil to grease some new restrictive measures into law, which are supposed to help shrink our carbon footprint. Whenever you get phony legislation of this sort, the politicians’ hands are soon deep inside your pockets. It’s not a matter of if it will cost you, only how much.  By the way, the governor recently got out of the hospital where he was recovering from serious multiple injuries suffered because he failed to use his seatbelt, while riding in a gas-guzzling SUV, which the state trooper at the wheel plunged into a ditch at 90 MPH. Upon release from his extended hospital stay, Corzine apologized for his wrongdoing and promised it would never happen again; then his motorcade sped away at 70 MPH. That’s what he’s about.

Now let’s see. Back to carbon footprints. You’re going to clean up the environment. You’re going to conserve energy. So you bring in a bunch of musicians from all over the world to plug in their bazillion megawatt amplifiers, usually in a place running ten bazillion tons of air conditioning. To get to the site, each of the bands uses several [up to 12 each] black smoke belching busses and/or private jets. ‘Big Al’ gets there on his own private jet and uses a large limo to and from the airport. Plus, there are the vehicles carrying his environmentally [un] conscious entourage and the audience. Given the nature and background of the musicians, plus the crowd they historically attract, anyone not smoking funny cigarettes or using other substances will get a contact high from just showing up!

To really make an impact, you schedule several of these non-events all around the world, allegedly, to raise awarness about environmental concerns. Now, unless his intention is to preach by negative example, doesn’t all this seem just a bit hypocritical? In fact, as time goes on and he continues to spew his ‘inconvenient truths’, it becomes inconveniently apparent that Gore knows as little about global warming as I do about installing a new transmission in one of those tour buses. And to give you an idea of my skill level in that area, when it comes to my car I know only two things: “Come get it, it’s broken” and “Fill ‘er up”. That second one becomes more difficult with each passing day.

Overwhelming scientific evidence [as opposed to political] shows that Mother Earth is simply experiencing normal heating and cooling cycles as she has for millions of years and as she will long after we are all a part of her crust. The audacity to believe that man can significantly affect something as awesome as nature, on a planetary scale, demonstrates arrogance of the highest order. I don’t know which is greater, Al Gore’s own carbon footprint or his determination to deceive the rest of us. I do know he’s sporting some serious hanging chads to make a run at the presidency at all, especially by riding on the backs of the American people in this manner.

R.S.F.