With Socialist Democrats at the gates in Washington, another destructive immigration bill in the offing and a bloodthirsty enemy plotting our destruction, I often seek a bit of levity wherever I can find it. If humor is the last vestige of sanity, it’s one way to help keep my mental glue from melting.
When I need a good laugh, I have found a tried and true source is George Carlin. His brand of humor also makes you think. This time, combined with his stream of humor, I discovered a river of truth and the most concise yet powerful summation of solid American philosophy I have read in a long time. I’d like to share some of my inspiration by offering his remarks:
“I am your worst nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democrat or Republican.
I’m in touch with my feelings and I like it that way.
I think owning a gun doesn’t make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.
I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English.
I believe everyone has the right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.
My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever cancelled Jerry Springer.
I don’t hate the rich. I don’t pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake and I don’t waste my time watching or arguing about it.
I’ve never owned a slave, or was a slave, I haven’t burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you. So, shut up already!
I believe if you don’t like the way things are here, go back where you came from and change your own country. This is AMERICA!
I want to know which church is it exactly where Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?
I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry rear if you’re running from them…
I also think they have the right to pull you over if you’re breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.
And, no, I don’t mind having my face shown on my driver’s license. I think it’s good…and I’m proud that “God” is written on my money.
I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don’t want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.
I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me stuff or trying to guilt me into making “donations” to their cause.
I believe that it doesn’t take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.
And what is going on with gas prices…again?
I believe “illegal” is illegal no matter what the lawyers think.
I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in AMERICA.
If this makes me a BAD AMERICAN, then yes, I’m a BAD American.
If you are a BAD American too, please pass this on to everyone you know.
We want our country back!”
I couldn’t say it any better than that.
R.S.F.
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